Helgy wrote:
NottyImp wrote:
Everything, and I mean absolutely everything, is a conspiracy at LCFC. Didn't you know, BJM?
For example, fans have repeatedly demanded to know what brand of toilet paper is used in the Executive Lounge toilets. Have we been told? No, we have not! I rest my case... 
I can confirm that contrary to popular belief it's not quilted and at £26 a ticket you would have thought so.
It's just a grade above the waxed variety.
It should be Izal or newspaper!