And he did all that at Huddersfield whilst simultaneously peeing off all the youngsters on their books. He just played his mates who are all knackered old lags and he totally undermined their entire youth system in a deliberate and calculated way.
Every season he said they would be in Europe and he never achieved that the gobby git. And, although Neil MacDonald wasn't at Huddersfield, Jacko used to ring him up to pick the side and bring him in with a Terry Yorath wig on each day to coach everybody and bring unequivocal joy, happiness and nirvana to all the players, backroom staff, fans and directors of the club.
Excellent TGD, that's the funniest thing I've read on here i ages!